Absolute No-No’s

If you are a beginner don’t sit down and smoke the whole joint.

If you are a beginner don’t sit down and chomp the whole brownie.

If you are a beginner and you take one thing away from this site let it be this: slow and low. Start slow and in low doses. A low dose is defined as 2-5 milligrams.

Obviously getting a low dose is different for each each consumption method.

Don’t use cannabis if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or plan to become pregnant soon.

Don’t serve weed edibles at a party without clearly labeling what they are.

Don’t leave cannabis somewhere a kid can find it.

Don’t leave cannabis in packaging a kid can open.

Don’t leave cannabis candy, chocolate or anything ANYWHERE a child can get their hands on it.

This means keeping your stash hidden, secure and safe. Always.

No exceptions. No excuses.

Studies show it’s not great on developing brains. Under 25? Your brain is still developing. Ease up, friend. Keep it to the occasional party or not at all.

Don’t smoke while driving. It’s illegal. Everywhere. Even in legal states. If you’re stopped and they smell weed in the car, you will get a free ride downtown and a lot of fun on top of that. While blazing high! Fun things like photos! Lawyers! Blood tests! Imagine thow thirsty that’ll make you. And there is absolutely NO water.

Plus, driving high is an asshat thing to do. Being high can impair your motor skills. Your messanger relay team. So bad things happen. Boo.

Don’t use cannabis within 1,000 feet of a school, day care center, or youth center cuz it’s not legal.

If you live in a prohibition state, never buy weed or injest weed or accept any weed product given to you by someone you don’t know or trust.

It seems shocking to have to say in this day an age but here we are.

Just don’t.